DIRECTOR: Seeing as I am no longer the correct age to sing treble, perhaps I will spare you all. There's a perfectly obvious pun to be made there, but I'm not going to do it.
ME (brightly): The trouble with trebles?
TENOR (sings): Nobody knows the treble I've seeeeen...
DIRECTOR: *facepalm*

fuzzycoatimundi: What I need you to do here is -
iterininfinitum: Take it up an octave so it can be heard?
fuzzycoatimundi: No.
A person not on LJ: I'll take your face up an octave.
lauzeta: I'll take your mom up an octave.
Everyone else: ....
lauzeta: What?